She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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