If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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