its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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