you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
Randomize
