Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
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