Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
You surviving the open bar?
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Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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