I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
