We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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