i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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