Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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