But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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