I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
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