she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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