You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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