She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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