just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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