I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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