Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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