STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
our landlord thinks we're weird & alcoholics. he came in to fix our broken tub and saw the laundry door on our table for beer pong, the garbage bag full of empty fifths, and that one armed baby on the doorstep. plus he saw us swimming and yargging in our pirate pool that one time.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
Randomize
