May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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