Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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