anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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