I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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