ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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