What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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