That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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