on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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