do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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