Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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