Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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