I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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