is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Porn is love you can see.
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
I drunkenly recorded an episode of Family Matters last night. I took a shot everytime Carl Winslow had a mustache.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
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