It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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