their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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