Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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