He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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