Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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