My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
and unfortunately for you, hallmark doesnt make a "sorry i was getting a blowie in the backseat of your car while you were driving, projectiled my jizz onto your hand, and caused you to crash" card
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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