I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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