brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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