spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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