What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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