Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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