dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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