Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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