She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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