my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
