I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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