READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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