Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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