It's just like the Real World with babies
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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